
On March 4th I twisted my ankle and sheared off part of the bone on the top of my foot. Since then I've been home from work and on crutches. Tomorrow I go back to the orthopedic surgeon for my first check up. So in honor of my broken foot...
13 Things That Stink About Being On Crutches
- They leave bruises under your arms, on your sides
- They fall over... a lot
- Sometimes I fall over (LOL)
- They are awkward (just watch me trying to get them, then me, into my car)
- My animals are afraid of them
- I can't carry anything in my hands with them
- Turtles lap me (aka I'm slow)
- If someone moves them, I'm stuck
- Stairs become mountains
- I get stuck in swinging doors and have to wait for people to open them for me
- They are noisy
- I think the grips may be starting to smell funny (gross)
- They don't match my outfits!! jk